#1-When you miss a few meals #2-when you need to add eyedrops just so you can blink #3-when your wife tries to collect on life insurance because you have been deemed a missing person #4-when you know your crew better then your family #5-when you shut it down to go to bed and realize it is well into the following afternoon. #6-when you hear a noise and hit the floor trying to dodge a Torpedoe Bomber #7-when your hand siezes up on the mouse and your helpless until the feeling returns. #8-when you have a smoke in the ashtray, 1 in you left hand, and you try to light another, without loosing control of the game. #9-when you shave at the computer And Finally, the Top Tenth Reason you know you Play to Much NF When #10-you have a toilet installed as a computer chair so you don't have to take un-neccessary breaks.
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