(this is a joke, you can also had yours if you have some)

When in real life...

1- You go buy a boat you always look for: speed, displacement and gun space.

2- You are on a boat and you see a plane over you, you scream on the radio to make it go scout for ''enemy ships''

3- You always buy the latest technologies in sonar or fish-finders to detect that ellusive sub

4-You keep calling the US Navy, so you can barrow one of their battleships to go play with it
   (but you only get man in black asking you alot of questions... )

5- You follow bigger ships to try to steal their kill

6- You hire sailors you keep asking them for their stats.

7- You keep training sailors to sell them at high prices!!! (but no one seems to want to buy them )

8-Fuel is NOT something you buy for your boat

9-you dont care about who has priority of right of way because you think you can cross over another ship

10-during your attemp to cross over a ship you yell on the radio ''X'' or ''crossing'' so that they dont fire their guns

11-your boat get damage, but you dont repair it, because you think the boat will repair it-self in a couples of seconds

12-your about to sink, but you dont call for help, because you think you will respawn back in your harbour and your ship will be fully repair

13-when you enter a harbour you proclaim it to be its owner now

14-you never check the weather when you go boating, because you know the sky is always clear with some chances of small clouds.

15-when your late (because you were playing NF) your excuse is: your ship was participing in the naval blocade in libya (or others countries...)

16-for your next boat vacation your thinking of going near Somalia to sink a few pirate ships

17-you suspect the Bermuda Triangle to be a lost connection zone