lol ty Slint...it's 2:30 in the am and I needed a good laugh...excellent stuff

lol at the X&X translator

I used 2 robots of translation:

Good afternoon, do I come for this middle informs me of how? what do she can
to participate in Forum, because me I dont have that option.
I wait for a brief answer.
Thank you master_kill (L&H Power Translator)


Oh you my so very well stocked Irish, I wait tonight for you before the pub, I am so hot,
come quickly my beautiful red-haired.
Your big cannon interests me.
Thank you master_kill (X&X Sexy Translator Pro)


The results are indeed different.

Stuff it through Babelfish. :)

http://babelfish.altavista.com

I believe it's Portugese. :)

That's not italian, i think it's portuguese.