Trains.

Trains hurt. You can go blind if one gets in your eye.

I got a hard head bong...my back got messed up when it slammed on the corner of the trunk
and quarter panel...i shouldn't be working anymore heh but oh well :P

Another,

Iceball hitting you in the face in -25C weather

If he was going 50 your car wwould be far from ok. Trust me I've been on both sides of it.
:P I had a lady stop short on me in traffic while I was merging from stop and go lanes to
full speed lanes and I clipped the far corner of her bumper doing 25 and the result was
not pretty. And worse yet it wasnt my car.

Anyway when I was 15 I got T-boned by a van going approx. 35-40 on a bike. My head
impacting on the curb was what really hurt the most.

Having 7 teeth removed and 4 restored, your gums stitched up.

Falling off of a bike at 30 mph

running into a car and going over the trunk on a bike at 15 mph (car sped up when he saw
me and my brakes are bad >.>)

Falling 10 feet out of a tre

Going from 20 mphs on roller skates to flying 5 feet through the air and landing on my
right arm and cracking it in 3 places

Falling down concrete stairs

Running into a telephone pole drunk

Having a 2x4 slam into your head

Getting hit by brass knuckles

Getting kicked in the balls for making a smartass remark

Got in a fight, $%#@$&@ whips out a pipe smacks me in the face.

Knocked out my front teeth. So I broke his arms.

lol...

having your ex-girlfriend hit u in the balls with a very very hard forehand shot ><
(tennis ball hit by tennis racquet if some ppl didn't catch the tennis reference)

kidney stones...

Rolling a four wheeler four times. Then having it finish on top of you.

Getting launched into the seafloor by a twentyfooter surfing near Maui.

Watched about a dozen people get smashed by an 80 something old lady at a
farmers market near Daytona. Keep pressing that brake grandma, you'll stop
accelerating sometime. Probably when the wheels are jammed up with
people. Christ that was bad. Not sure why this junk happens at markets so much.

getting slapped in the face when u get caught staring at a woman's breast

jumping off the cliff and landing on your groin in the lake

Rounds.
Planets.