Now I know what you're thinking... that 100 DP is low and he moves so slow he gets
made fun of by snails, but hear me out.

He is indeed Evil like he is called, he brings destruction to our GB2s. Santa DOES
NOT count as a ship, and yet is powerful enough to cause a loss on a team. He
taunts us every game, with the diabolical " HO HO HO". It strikes fear in many
player's hearts, as they quickly check to see if santa appeared next to them.

"Where's Santa?"
"I don't know!"
"Oh I hope he didn't spawn next to me!" *gulp*
".... he did...."
"NO DON'T SHOOT HIM THE FREE MINES AREN'T WORTH IT"
"I WILL SHOOT HIM I THINK I MIGHT GET A BO RESET."
*Santa is sunk, and a random innocent victim is sent to his desktop*

So you see, Santa is so evil he is made of 90% Unstable Server and 10% Recycled
Candy Canes. On December 2nd he crept into our servers, lurking in each corner,
using powerful temptations of the sought after BO reset. Minds submitted into the
evilness of this temptation, that they would move to the back of the map and camp
the corners.(Even I fell victim twice!)

Now everybody is afraid of him, you could of had a busy day and tried getting in your
4 games at night, when suddenly 5 seconds after hearing "HO HO HO", you are sent
to your desktop and reading "Navyfield has stopped working." Zoidberg's reaction
to his poor slinky is my reaction when I have to force myself to stay awake another
20 to 40 minutes just to finish my 4th win because Santa made me DC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8szWccJvb4&feature=related

A quick ninja patch should be enough, since he only has 5 more days of Premium
and then he'll stop playing to level up Reindeer.

But an even easier way to just ban Santa. His acts of cheating&TKing have been
obvious and still gone unpunished. Every once in a while he wipes out the whole
enemy team AND his own team cause he raged for being shot down.

Thank you for your time.