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  • CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 20. 2011 15:10

vdub1
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110518/us_ac/8495307_cdc_recommends_preparing_for_all_disasters__even_zombies
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  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 22. 2011 15:46

V2CxBongRipz
This was nothing more then a ploy to raise awareness for disaster preparation.

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 22. 2011 15:42

phantom3553
to have a safe place, start planting peashooter in your garden, backyard and even roof :D...

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 21. 2011 12:23

MasterZopfi
too late for this... ive been prepared for ages!

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 21. 2011 12:17

lukyluke
there actually is a antidote you have to bite the zombie before it bites you and it will
turn back into a human the tricky part is keeping it from biting you while your biting it.

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 21. 2011 11:48

Asagi
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
CDC should read cracked.

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 21. 2011 11:31

rocketeer1
What, you guys arent prepared allready?

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 21. 2011 11:20

Ultra_Dog
Just keep a Shotgun and a flame-thrower nearby if needed.

Those are proven effective against Zombies...

but don't get bit by one...or you'll become a Zombie too.

No antidote known to man....or Zombie.

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 20. 2011 20:41

Halcion
Wouldn't have been funny if some people started eating each other........

"I plead insanity, I thought I was labeled a zombie by the CDC, by the way judge,
you look tasty."

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 20. 2011 15:45

wenigdrache
A friend of mine is responsible for adding the Zombie Response Plan to the military
handbook they have been working on it for a few years now

  • Re : CDC says prepare for zombies! :)

    05. 20. 2011 15:26

heatrr
CDC is filled with a bunch of idiots.... =.=
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