1)Knowledge of the finer aspects of the KM Ships Tree is not required but is encouraged.
We have the knowledge in its whole so you may reference us for guidance.

2)We require you to have at least one branch of the KM Ship Tree past Tier Four.

3)You must have at least a mildly sadistic and masochistic character.

4)You must be willing to work irregular hours and must wait at least one hour after the
original posting time before locking any thread to give us the required time to make
suitable postings in the thread.

5) You must be willing to adopt a both epic and authoritative locking post picture.
Possible suggestions may be requested from us if so chosen.

6)You must be willing to post at least partial nudes; we're a lonely lot...

7)You must be willing to look the other way when/if we wander into the other National
Sub-Forums.

8)We may require you to dismiss any Submarine Bridge Officer you have.

9)We require you to defend the KM life style should it be attacked by persons of lacking
mental and/or intellectual fortitude.

10)You must be above the childish and frankly useless 'Fluffy Bunny" edit.

11)You must have true Belief and Faith that Talon will come to us again; he will come when
our need of him is great.



If you believe you could accept our non-negotiable terms; submit your name, age and sexual
preference in the thread below. If you are accepted you shall receive zealous devotion
and unquestionable loyalty. If you think that you could possibly circumvent our effective
and collective rule of this sub-forum; methodical, patient and adamant Hell shall be
unleashed from within. We are the true leaders of this place yet we willingly subject
ourselves to rule by another. However, if this trust and report is broken, you shall find
yourself lacking. Be forewarned.

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