..you back your car out of your garage and say "Cannot fire even if you clear the port."
  you say "airplane in sight" every time you see a passenger plane in the sky.
after police stopped you because of speeding, you say "i swear that dunkerque wanted to rush me"!
if u saw crashed car u say , get more repairs to rep fast !
if you start to classify trucks into bb1,bb2,bb3,bb4,bb5 and bb6 depending on their size
you're sat on a late bus waiting for it to leave and are shouting LOADER LOADER!
You tell stories about the old NF days to new players like a war vet
You see a ship on the ocean and wonder what level BO it has
when you say that SDe is wasting your time cuz you planned to play NF all day and by some bugs you can't.
when you are waiting for the new nation with already pre-leveld crew for it.
You Remember -------------- Tab N Go untabbed will be banned in 10 secs!
if you sign your Signature with your NF Name and Password.
-if you go only to Toilet when you have Died, and there are some Minutes of free time to Do so.
-if you have Sex with your Girlfriend and it did not work realy as it should, then you say, Bad Lag,
hate this Bugs, and fail Team, ... it happened because there was no Light in here, fail CV..
if your Gilrfriend cheats you and you write an Tiket to NF Support to ban the Cheater.
when walking behind some slow old people you think; Get some more engies, for gods sake!
When you dream you are driving your Dunk down the motorway, and you have the captains cap on and everything.
when u see armoured vehicle drivin valuables u start shoutin "noob armour hoe" and try to press
switch lockers to AP
you are thinking: host is AFK, when you are waiting in a traffic jam
you want to zoom with F11, when you are driving in a car and have poor visibility


Found these on internet there not mine but some made me laugh..