Lols saw it in a movie

I like how this thread just massively went off track talking about STDs.

I only drink because I can't keep my connection to NF

I only drink because it's illegal at my age...

I only drink because drinking makes me safer on the road, when im driving.

nah, not really, thats not the true story, this is the true story.

I only drink because my mother in law lives just right next to my place, and dealing with her
yelling the next door girl all the time, which is worst than getting bombed by a MN Wolfpack Dive bombers.


here you, go phew man i didnt know telling the truth was that hard xD.

I only drink water or pop because my friends turn into the guys from The Hangover if I am not the sober, disapproving buzzkill that I am. Been drunk once and I am 24.

My life is a waste...

I think I did this wrong...

nahhh im good ;) I'll stick to bombing your poor little BB and SS

I only drink because my download speed is 3.5KBPS.