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  • Craigslist ad

    10. 26. 2012 14:24


CabaL90

Craig's list ad--Read it closely folks... a good one.

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 11-11-2011, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled
the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when
I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber
Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't

it?!< /P>
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it
was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of
what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That
made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the
windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning
President Obama as my possible target.
The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution
is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path
you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper fi,
Alex

 

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 04. 2012 09:55


Sonlirain

Question:
If guns are so easy to get in US of A then why the hell the mugger in this AD uses a freaking knife instead of a handgun (and being an idiot he it attempts to threaten the protagonist at range that let's him pull the gun from the holster arm it AND target his head)... it's not like they can trace it back to him if he never shoots it or leave it on the scene of crime.
And it's in the person being robbed best interest that the robber does NOT shoot.

Also Cho-Seung-Hui... aboslutely NOTHING can go wrong with giving guns to hicks (just a major shootout with casaulties compearable to a terrorist attack every odd month).

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 06. 2012 16:12


ChicagoBears

Originally Posted by Sonlirain

Question:
If guns are so easy to get in US of A then why the hell the mugger in this AD uses a freaking knife instead of a handgun (and being an idiot he it attempts to threaten the protagonist at range that let's him pull the gun from the holster arm it AND target his head)... it's not like they can trace it back to him if he never shoots it or leave it on the scene of crime.
And it's in the person being robbed best interest that the robber does NOT shoot.

Also Cho-Seung-Hui... aboslutely NOTHING can go wrong with giving guns to hicks (just a major shootout with casaulties compearable to a terrorist attack every odd month).


Gun's aren't cheap.

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 15. 2012 12:04


Shimakaze

h casaulties compearable to a terrorist attack every odd month).

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Gun's aren't cheap.

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No, they are not cheap.

New Carry, did not get ride of my Kimber, just switching to something a little lighter.

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 16. 2012 08:49


CabaL90

Originally Posted by Shimakaze

h casaulties compearable to a terrorist attack every odd month).


Gun's aren't cheap.

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No, they are not cheap.

New Carry, did not get ride of my Kimber, just switching to something a little lighter.

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9mm?

looks pretty small, mag size? easy to clean/oil?

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 16. 2012 11:02


Shimakaze

It is the Sig Sauer P220 carry. I do not like the idea of having multiple calibers, all my semis are .45 and my wheel guns are .357mags. This is a full frame with 3.9" barrel, so a little smaller than my Kimber Pro Carry and lighter. 8 round mag. And all the Sigs are very easy to break down for maintance.

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 16. 2012 12:50


mattd3

Originally Posted by Shimakaze

That is a pretty heavy gun to use as a carry. My Kimber CDP Pro is a good 10 oz less in weight and even it is starting to feel heavy as I get old.

Well, he did just come back from active duty as a marine. It's probably light compared to what he's used to having draped over his body.

 

In regards to the OP, that's hilarious, but posting it on a local website is probably not the greatest idea. The attacker may well get off scott free if the police see that. Then again, for all they know he posted it himself over a proxy, so I suppose it all depends on the lawyers.

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 17. 2012 16:10


CabaL90

Originally Posted by Shimakaze

It is the Sig Sauer P220 carry. I do not like the idea of having multiple calibers, all my semis are .45 and my wheel guns are .357mags. This is a full frame with 3.9" barrel, so a little smaller than my Kimber Pro Carry and lighter. 8 round mag. And all the Sigs are very easy to break down for maintance.

 

Ya ive never used the Sig Sauers so thats why i was askin. 8 round mag, so not a IDPA or USPSA choice.

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 17. 2012 21:09


whukid

The trigger pull on a Sig Sauer makes me want to pull my hair out. Team Glock FTW


Lol I'm surprised at how many people are attempting to troll this post. I didn't know defending yourself was so frowned upon...  

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 18. 2012 00:50


Bart133

Originally Posted by mattd3

In regards to the OP, that's hilarious, but posting it on a local website is probably not the greatest idea. The attacker may well get off scott free if the police see that. Then again, for all they know he posted it himself over a proxy, so I suppose it all depends on the lawyers.


This isn't a concern here, (poo)-that-didnt-happen.txt and all.

  • Re : Craigslist ad

    11. 19. 2012 10:35


Shimakaze

You can use it for competition, no reason that you can not.

I use for competition my Kimber full frame and the Kimber Pro Carry and my Python.

As for the Glock, I will not use a gun with a trigger safety. ( Period) Plus there really needs to be some level of aesthetics, which the Glock fails. Have really had no problem at all adjusting to the trigger pull on the Sig, personally have always preferred the SA throw that one finds on a 1911 frame.

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